Modern problems require modern solutions.

OceanGate Titan's Logitech F710 controller

I've been seeing variations on this articl for twenty years. It's always the same: they're easy to use and soldiers already know how to use them.

They're also backed by literal decades of research and trial and error for usability. No real reason to reinvent the wheel
It's like when people go off on weapons appearing phallic. Pretty sure it's just cause both are kinda engineered for similar things. Weapons either penetrate stuff or shoot stuff out. Dicks do both. Freud was dumb as hell, don't be Freud
- Freud was dumb as hell, don't be Freud
  
  o7
  
  Like, yeah, you can just spray sperm everywhere like fish do, but it's expensive and difficult and you don't get all the other benefits of human sex like building relationship bonds and having fun and sword fights with your buddies.