Rule

I don't like Root Beer.
- I love root beer, but not Mug. That stuff is awful.
  
  I used to love Barq's as a kid, but at some point I just lost my taste for it.
- It's insidious!

Take unlimited root beer, use it to flood England, 2 birbs 1 stone
- But that much root beer would raise the sea level! Then again it would make the sea near europe mildly root beer flavored for a while...
  
  How to get both England AND the Netherlands in one stroke
  
  Considering the iceshelf is losing hundreds of billions of tones into the ocean every year I imagine the amount of rootbeer needed to flood England would make the whole world taste like rootbeer. Also possibly make mold the dominant life form on Earth for a long time.

Where can you get the infinite root beer?
Can you summon them anywhere you want? Can you summon them inside other people to kill them?
Can you only summon them right in front of you?
Is there just a place that when you take one, another one appears? If so, what would happen if you held your hand where it was supposed to appear?
For all 4 cases, what happens to the air where the cans appear?
Is there just a portal from where you can put your hand in to grsb the beer? Could you push people in the pirtal?
- Asking the real questions here
- He saved the world. He somehow made a truly infinite renewable resource and we used it for energy, water, and growing crops.
  Which is what I'd like people to say about me, but their hitmen are after me. They know my gift would not even ruin them, but even that small threat to a loss of profit is too much for them.
  I'm on the run, but wherever I go, I try to help those in need of a crisp refreshing beverage. They can't root me out, you beerter believe it.
  Coming this summer: Mug Shot
  
  Just surround yourself with cans at all times. If someone is trying to attack you, constantly replace the cans
- Could you push people in the pirtal?
  Day 982. I have accepted my fate. I will never escape the Mug dimension. I drink another root beer. It tastes like blood. I'm glad for the new sensation.
- Hammer space rules apply.
  
  Manifesting them 1000s of feet in the air could be fun.

While the image crosses through Wales, I am going to assume it, Scotland, and Northern Ireland would be spared.
Sorry, England. I'm having a mug moment.
- I’m having a mug moment.
  Sounds very funny to English ears, as it happens.
- Hella mug Moment, bruh
- I mean, only England seems to be highlighted. I don't know mug, I don't know if I've ever tried root beer, I don't think I'd miss it.
  Still, there are some nice things I like from England - Games Workshop, for instance, some Internet buddies, probably more things I'm not aware of...
  I guess I could find people that enjoy root beer (or are in dire need of potable hydration of any sort) and see about donating it to them. I could sell some through local retailers and restaurants to cover the expenses.

Choose wisely. The hopes and dreams of the Scottish nation rest on you.

i dont drink alcohol. edit: lol at people that cant stand a harmless joke, i dont even freaking know what root beer is and i doubt its even comercialized in my country, hate for uk tho can be world wide
- Root beer is alcohol free.
  
  Thank god i also dont like alcohol free beer then
- I use arch btw.
- It's like a sweetened, fizzy sassafras drink. Pretty good depending where you get it.
  The USA has a weird thing where we use the words for alcoholic drinks to describe non-alcoholic ones. We also call spiced fruit drinks "cider" and actual cider "hard cider". Not sure why.
- Trivium found on Wikipedia:
  The guy that commercialised it was a teetotaller and wanted it to be called Root Tea, but because his target market were miners in Pennsylvania, he opted to call it Root Beer instead.
  From my understanding, that title would be more accurate too, as it is produced from molasses with extract rather than grain mash, but my source is "skimmed Wikipedia" on both topics, so you should probably default to skepticism.
  Either way, it apparently doesn't taste like beer, comes in both alcoholic and non-alcoholic variants, usually doesn't contain caffeine and has a ton of flavours and variants from all over the world. If you care, you probably can find some.
  The process does involve fermentation, so I assume it will contain some ethanol still, even if it's below the threshold for the "non-alcoholic" label, in case that's an issue for you.

Bye bye Terf Island 👋
- Rowling lives in Scotland though
  
  "We have some new mold for you in Birmingham!" and then take the offer

I don't want to get rid of England fr, but I also don't want Mug fr, so, like, can we get rid of France instead
- Then it's too easy a decision!

I don’t like mug root beer. Easy choice
- It's the rootbeer isn't it?

Can I warn Steph Sterling, Laura Dale and Hbomberguy, before I decide?
- How dare they hold Hbomberguy hostage.

Can I pick neither? I'm more of a Barqs man.

They said England is no more, but that red X is also deleting Wales and Northern Ireland.
- This could also just be an implication of a name change. So "England" is no more, but it's now called "Angland."
- One could interpret it as all the localities with their own distinct cultures are freed from the yolk of the Bri'ish crown. Tolkien loved England but hated the Bri'ish empire as an example.
- Acceptable casualties
- and a small part of france, but not scotland

I'm not the biggest fan of Mug, but I've loved this past week in England. So I guess I have unlimited, crappy, root beer for me.

Not A&W... Sorry England.

Make an instant fortune by shorting the market, and get free but mid quality root beer.

Bye England!

Mug Moment

Putting the Brexit into Brexit

Sounds like it’s time for a Free Ireland, but at what cost? (unlimited mid root beer)
- While I normally don't give the Brits much credit, gotta say NI is not being held in the UK against its collective will. Your imagined cruel English oppressor holding on to land by force, opposing the will of the local population, is out of date in the 21st century.
  Almost all Brit politicians would love to be the PM at the time of Irish unification.
  Since 1998, the NI Secretary is obliged by treaty to carry out a referendum for unification as soon as polling indicates there's a reasonable chance it would get a yes majority.
  It just hasn't happened yet. It probably will, within a few decades.
  
  Watch derry gerls and see it’s being held against its collective will. Just cause you invade, rename the place London-Derry, and fill it with your people so that after centuries of strife when you finally are forced by international pressure into signing the Good Friday agreement (military occupation didn’t work, yeah give ‘em credit for that) which allows for a path to a free Ireland (and do not forget the strife needed to get any free Ireland at all), doesn’t give you a “but they don’t wanna cause they can’t muster the vote cause we’ve filled it with our peeps” ain’t a “out of date in the 21st century” view.
  Fuckin travesty they have to have their passport and different coinage to visit relatives on the other side of the border, while still being in their own island. BRITS could just set em loose not do the song and dance “oh the nationalists we planted and stoked for centuries are too many you can’t get the vote ha ha”. Orrrrr if England was gonezo the Welsh and Scots would def let it go
  TLDR; git güd, see the unnecessary pain, see Sinn Féin wins parliament seats but does NOT participate in parliament because they know they are being oppressed against their will and will not participate in that system of oppression.

I don't even like root beer
- But do you like England even less?
  
  Oh definitely.
- You could always start a root beer stand or something and sell the unlimited root beer with no overhead.

Unlimited Mug (I'm a cynical Londoner).
- Valid

Seeing as I live here, I'll take the root beer.
Especially if it's that Australian stuff with the sasparilla in it, Bundaberg, that stuff is AMAZING!
- It says “MUG root beer”

I'm not sure which option would result in a greater mug moment.
I'll still take the unlimited Mug root beer, though.

I would like to phone a friend Regis; Jean-Christophe Bonaparte.

Sorry, I like Warhammer more than soda. So the island stays.
- Isn't the choice between removing england or getting the soda? You can have your England and drink it too.
  
  It's not healthy for me. We can keep England.

I'd take the deal for a single can

I guess I’ll take the MUG but you don’t have a better root beer?

If England is gone, Imperial France would have prevailed. Heck the war of the first coalition might have gone to Napoleon.
Granted, buggery and interracial marriage would have been legalized sooner.