Did Tolkien write this?
Reply: Yes, your broscovian dignifier needs to be complanded into your tertuary account and then transfered to your strawman account to be used as negotiable instrument against the Necromancers with aid from Usidore the Blue, master of magical delights.
Tolkien was a linguist and knew how to make a language, I don't know if the poster in the picture fluently speaks... anything.
Oh, it's replevin? You're fucked, dude.
which is actually higher than the court’s authority
Yeah…. Good luck with that.
PSYCHE! It was my STRAWMAN all along!
Looking forward to the court educating this person that their authority is actually higher in this matter.
The genius is asking for advice.
I think we're no longer allowed to offer the advice they need...
