The romans had arena mode
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77 0 ReplySo I think they wiped with moss-on-a-stick which is cool but I also think they had communal moss-on-a-stick which really is most heinously uncool and not cash money at all :(
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This is the original Battle Royale.
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I prefer single player, you can get way more immersed
40 0 ReplyI too like to be immersed in shit.
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Massively multiplayer
31 0 ReplyMultipooper
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TP dispenser should be in the middle and there should be only one of those for max competition.
24 0 ReplyThey could do a jump off like in basketball
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Versus, eye contact is required to assert dominance.
22 0 Reply16 0 ReplyWatch out for friendly fire
15 0 ReplyCo-op, you can shake your hand really hard while you poop to make that big poo come down. Cooperation wins
14 0 ReplyOr... you could arm wrestle whilst pushing your processed food out of your sewer canal, making good use of that extra force.
4 0 ReplyExactly, you took the words out of my mouth
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I need to be hand-held while shitting, so the choice is obvious
9 0 ReplyI wonder if the low-flow restrictions apply to the right toilet.
8 0 ReplyNot co op shitting, a normal WC for most US citizen
9 1 ReplyWhat's your ELO?
7 0 ReplyI wouldn't presume to call them mine, but Electric Light Orchestra are an English rock band best known for the absolute banger Mr Blue Sky.
8 0 ReplyIt's okay, you can have them. As long as we still get to share the songs
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I mean who wound want the possibility of holding hands/touching legs while shitting?
7 1 Replywho wouldn't?
12 0 ReplyFair enough.
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I mean, that's probably someone's sexual fetish out of the earth's population
5 0 ReplyI'm very touch-starved, okay? I'll have my hand held whenever and wherever I can get it.
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No Battle Royal?
6 1 ReplySo playing co-op in the middle you fall into the toilet. Something something taking one for the team.
4 0 ReplyThis is an ancient post
5 1 ReplyAncient as in ancient Rome?
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As a youth I went on a backpacking trip. At designated camping spots they had latrines that were open air boxes with a toilet seat on top. They came in three configurations:
- Solo, one seat
- Pilot-to-copilot, two seats, side by side
- Pilot-to-bombardier, two seats, back to back
4 0 ReplyVersus so we can play battleshits
3 0 ReplyCoop, to ensure a better cleaning
3 0 ReplyCouch coop
2 0 ReplyShitee
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