Which Futurama line(s) do you find yourself quoting for no raisin?
Which Futurama line(s) do you find yourself quoting for no raisin?
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You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.
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Glagnar's human rinds. It's a buncha muncha cruncha humans!
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Thompson's Teeth. The only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth!
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I'm 40% Futurama references
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The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised
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For no raisin
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This is the worst kind of discrimination - the kind against me
But existing is basically all I do!
Let me worry about blank
Our boys have taken up stealing - one of the worst and coolest of crimes
Our policy is - if you're unsatisfied for any reason, I hate you
Your music is bad and you should feel bad
Tell them I hate them
Hello, lawsuit
That's it - you just made my list
I apologize for nothing
I propose we make Zoidberg do it
This is not a pet license. It's a fishing license - and it's mandatory!
So god damn many quotes, all of the highest quality.
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Tell them I hate them
Yep I find myself using that at work a lot 😜
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My manwich!
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Interesting.... oh no wait, the other thing: tedious
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What do I look like, guy who's not lazy?
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I have infrequently quoted lines from Futurama in the past and not a single one of those quotes has ever been rewarded with a delicious raisin. I feel as if I have been bilked out of my raisin.
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Shut up baby, I know it!
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My wife was truely offended the first time I said this to her, which is very rare, because she didn't know it was a reference. Now its good for a double laugh.
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My boyfriend loves that he can say that to me and I’m not offended. He says it to other people and they are confused
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Not a quote, but I frequently just crack up remembering that Bender's full name is Bender Bending Rodríguez.
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She's built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro!
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You win again gravity.
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"My kajigger!"
"I don't want to live on this planet anymore"
"Shut up, baby, I know it"
"Good news, everyone!"
"My manwich!"
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"No I'm... doesn't!"
Edit: also "I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness."
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I'm 40% (insert thing)
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To shreds, you say?
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Ooh, that’s a good one. I use that a lot too.
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Honestly it's one of my all time favorite scenes from any show
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"I don't want to live on this planet anymore"
Is used daily
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This just comes to me naturally 😂
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Kif, I've made it with a woman. Inform the men.
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"first the firefighters, then the math teachers, and so on in that fashion."
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To shreds, you say‽
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To shreds, you say?
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Good news everyone!
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I get it!
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Ohhh...now I get it.
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She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro.
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Good news everyone!
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I do the Nixon Aroooo on command like a trained seal.
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The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised
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I never thought I'd die this way, but I always really hoped!
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just practicing my stabbing!
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Don't you worry about Planet Express. Let me worry about blank.
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Good news, everyone!
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Almost daily:
"Soon enough."
"That's not soon enough!"
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"Now I am leaving Earth for no raisin!" but I specifically use "... for no raisin" in everyday conversation.
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Change places!
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+1
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"This concept of 'wuv' confuses and infuriates us!"
"Uh, see, it used to be milk and, well, time makes fools of us all."
"Crap-spackle!"
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You are technically correct
Which is the best kind of correct
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Whats the matter professor? Nothings the matter fry, now that I turbocharged the matter compressor
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You can't just have your characters announce how they feel... That makes me feel angry!
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"I'm Dr. Zoidberg, homeowner!"
And "Good news! It's a suppository!
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What crazy thing happening are you guys screaming about?
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With my last breath I curse Zoidberg! Or variants therein. In other words I'm blaming a lot of my ills on that crustacean.
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Everyone saying "Good news everyone" but the real Dr gem is
"Oh my, yes"
And the variation
"Oh my, no"
I use them weekly
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Wait, I'm having one of those things: a headache with pictures.
An idea?
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I hate the people who love me, and they hate me.
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Anytime someone asks me if I'm ok after I get a small injury I'll say "Yet, thanks to my trusty safety sphere, I sublibed with only tribial brain dablage."
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Good news, everyone!
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"...but I am already in my pajamas..."
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kill all humans!
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"kill all humans!"
"Haha, nice futurama reference!"
"What's futurama?"
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Oo oo
I'm having one of those things !!!
Like a headache with pictures!!!
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This is my go to as well.
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Not so much a quote I say out loud, but I often think of the scene where Lurr is buying human horn:
I'm just some guy... RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8.
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Lrr's wife Nndnnd (when they're preparing to fuck): "MY ORGANS ARE MOVING INTO POSITION!"
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Obligatory "Good news everyone!", "I am [title] ruler of [thing]" in Lrrrr's voice, "bite my shiny metal ass", "shut up and take my money", and I'm sure I'll notice more now that I'm thinking about it.
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Shut up and take my money any time I see something I'm real excited about for sure
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