Trump says all we need to do is turn on a "giant faucet" to solve California drought

I hate that I'm numb to this level of stupidity from a former, and potentially future, President. But this will only be like, the 20th dumbest thing he says this week. It's not even the most outrageous thing he's said about California in the last week (that would be withholding money for fire fighting if Newsom doesn't bend the knee). It's so patently stupid it doesn't deserve a response, but that's exactly what they're counting on.
- This is why I have genuinely no respect at all in the world for Trump voters and supporters. If you're smart enough to understand that this is bullshit, then you're with him because he's enriching you at the cost of everyone else or because you actively want his bigoted policies to hurt innocent people just for the sake of it.
  If you're not, then you're not only a complete fucking idiot, but you're willfully a complete fucking idiot. "Complete fucking idiot" doesn't even begin to describe it, though; it's too generous. There aren't words in an English dictionary to capture it. I could say "brain-damaged", but I would genuinely expect someone who just awoke from an insular ischemic stroke to be a better critical thinker. "Brainwashed", I mean I guess that's the closest thing there is, right? Straight-up cult behavior. But it even somehow feels dumber than a traditional cult.
  It's like necrotic chunks of grey matter are sloughing off their brain in real time. Their stupidity is bottomless because they'll believe literally anything when they're told to, and after that it's impossible to amass enough evidence to talk them out of it because they're not just too braindead to understand the evidence; they're too braindead to understand the concept of evidence. Flat Earthers have more respect from me as critical thinkers and as human beings. I would trust a group of 500 unmedicated, severely sleep-deprived paranoid schizophrenics to decide on policy before I would 500 Trump supporters.
  
  This sounds unhinged and yet it's just a plain description of what's going on.
  Which is why the news won't point it out. Lame.
- and yet the polls say it's like 48-49 because voters are morons and eligible non-voters don't care

I don't know what's more sad, that guy or that half of your country is stupid enough to vote him
- It's more like a third rather than half. But our busted system gives outsized representation to people who live in sparsely populated states.
  
  doesn't that technically make him the "DEI candidate"
  
  Sparsely populated states with a lot of lead in the drinking water
  
  It's more like a third rather than half.
  It's similar to the percentage of Germans who supported the NAZIs back in the 1930s.
  I'm sure it's just a coincidence.
  
  I'm not sure if that makes it sound better or worse
  
  He's polling at about 45%. The third is his base but there are a lot of independents who plan to vote for him, and they're the ones who decide elections.
- The latter.
  There have always been despicable people like Trump, and I'm certain that, as horrible people go, he's not even in the top thousand of horrible people alive today.
  It's far more sad that so many people in the US are willing to overlook his faults; even if you discount his rabid base, it's especially sad that close to another 20% of Americans who are more or less centrists (for Americans) are willing to overlook the fact that he admits that he's working toward a dictatorship. This is the most depressing thing, for me.
- Half of voters*
  
  Half of the voters indeed, probably more than half the country
- Hey now, he's a very stable genius.
- Trump never won the popular vote and he's more unpopular now than he's ever been. Never has half of this country voted for him, not even close, and it isn't true now either
  
  But I read everywhere that it's close between the two candidates, is that not true?

Aliens eating cats, a giant faucet that would solve water problems. He's watching cartoons from the early nineties and thinks that's reality.

Southwestern USA had drought periods lasting hundreds of years in recent history. That's normal for the region. And we think we should pack a few tens of million people there and treating ground water as infinitely renewable.
Solar power + desalination en masse or gtfo ...
https://www.mercurynews.com/2014/01/25/california-drought-past-dry-periods-have-lasted-more-than-200-years-scientists-say/
- We could supply the residents with water.
  Irrigating all that desert to grow monsoon crops is harder.
- Or Vote for me and Project plowshare is back! I will use nukes to build canals! They were paid with your tax dollars gotta use then!
  You know I'm super shocked Trump has not said it yet. Like really shocked. He'll nuke a hurricane but a canal? Noo.
  
  Project Plowshare isn't a bad enough idea for Trump to support.

This is why time travelers keep trying to kill this mother fucker
- At least someone cares, because we know a large swath of the current US voter base doesn’t. Show up and vote people, like your lives depend on it!
- Only question is, why do they pick his third election and not his first?
  
  to stop his fourth election

Meanwhile, farmers in the Central Valley, which would be a desert without irrigation, keep planting more almonds, alfalfa for export, and other cash crops that require substantially higher water inputs than crops primarily intended to feed people. All while complaining that they aren't being allowed to drain rivers to the point of irreversible damage, like salinization, and pointing the finger at residential users who pay much higher rates and consume a fraction of the water.
- Pretty much all water shortages are caused by irresponsible water use for farming. And yet that never gets addressed.
- Jon Oliver has a piece on that issue. IIRC Farmers have to use all the water they are allocated or they could lose the rights to it, so they have to plant crops that require a lot of water. It's a policy issue that the farmers had to adapt to
  
  And who advocates for the policy to stay the way it currently is?
- Climate Town did a video on this recently.

Scientists everywhere; "Why didn't I think of that‽"
- Upvote the interrobang

This is the reason why we have this wonderful emoji from the Unicode consortium
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- Thank you, Unicode Consortium

Giant Faucets are what plants crave.

hey has anyone considered this guy is just delusional ?
- Only people already ~~smart~~ not stupid enough to vote for him

Nuke the hurricanes, rake the forest floor and now- turn on the faucet.
Rex Tillerson (his own Secretary of State) said it best, “This guy is a fucking moron”.

Sure, just let me plop down my ACME free-standing sink and plug the drain first.

Was he watching mad Max Fury road? Maybe he thought the scene with immortan Joe's aquifer was documentary footage of California.

All right, there are multiple faucets in my home. Kitchen, two sinks and a bathtub in the primary bath, sink and tub in the guest bath, all running at peak flow. With the insight of the orange bad, we're about to solve this drought issue.
I shouldn't be surprised. He's made a habit of thinking outside the box.
“A SOLID FLU VACCINE”: A SCIENTIST LOOKS BACK ON THE DAY TRUMP CAME UP WITH A CURE FOR THE CORONAVIRUS
- Turn them all on now. You must flow, to let Cali grow!
  (p.s. I may own shares in utilities and benefit greatly if everyone took this action. Just saying. Turn those taps. Oh look over here, a dead cat!)

Did that fucker say we run on Canadian water??
- Does he think water rolls downhill on the map from north to south?

Why the fuck didn't anyone else think of this?

Is it the giant faucet he uses to rinse all the orange face paint off? Or does he just paint over the old layer daily. Wind farms give you cancer!!!