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spasm01 @lemmywinks.com

2y ago

Sweet land of bribery

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America's favourite pastime is committing war crimes and invading other countries.
- And dismantling public transit!
  
  And overthrowing publicly elected governments. We even brought it home with us. USA USA USA!!!
- England here, we invented this shit, sit down
  
  You English win this game. Easily 🤣
- Don't knock it until you try it.
  
  The generational trauma and setting back of human progress by decades just adds a delicate spice to geopolitics that America absolutely adores.

That depends, is the trolley sitting over massive oil reserves?
If so, yes, the ground underneath that train looks like it needs some freedumb so we can ~~pillage the resources exclusively to benefit Western Oligarchs~~ "benefit the region with mutually beneficial free trade agreements." 🔥🚃😵😵😵🔥 🔫🇺🇸🤑💰

Fun little math fact: trolleys are commutative, so if you explode a second trolley, you've double-protected American interests.
- Max american interests is reached at TROLLEY = 0

Yea, but if we don't keep destroying other countries, they might get ahead of us!
- I believe that ship has sailed. Unless of course you're taking about school shootings, maternal mortality rates, etc etc

I drone strike the drone.
- I trolley strike the drone.
- My interceptor drone intercepts your interceptor drone.

I'm going to piss on the drone.
- Ironically you might simultaneously piss off the drone.
  
  It's not the drone that scares me. It's the US airbase backing it up.

~~protect~~ further

The wages paid to the workers making the missile will pay for a little girls ballet lessons. Won't anybody think of the children!

"Oil? Under that trolley? I can pillage golden resources from a land that doesn't belong to me, get away with it and even be praised for killing innocents in the name of profit and destroy public transit? STRIKE IT CRAIG"

Bayraktar bayraktar 🎵🎶

Can I do it just because it's fun and not to protect anyone's interests?

Yo fuck that trolley

Rich people: peace time not getting me money is a problem...
- I always said rich people should not exist. We should help them by redistributing all their wealth.

Americabad amirite
Can't wait until the CCP and their authoritarian allies have more power instead
- yes americabad
  russiaworse and chinaworse tho
  
  Agreed.
- There are 2 serial killers. Serial killer A kills people. Serial Killer B rapes, then kills, then eats people.
  Serial Killer B existing doesn't make Serial Killer A good by comparison. They are both worthy of scorn to slightly different degrees.
  Just because your mother plops you out in a place doesnt obligate you to blindly worship that place from cradle to grave.
  The Chinese, US, and Russian governments are bad for some of the same and for some different reasons. There are many developed nations that, unlike them, prioritize the well-being of their people and the future of their society over the economic interests their respective elites, so there's no excuse for any nation not to.
  
  Yes, I'm not arguing that the US is good, I'm saying I prefer it to having the authoritarians take over.
- Do you not have an issue with the way America uses drone strikes or do you see a secret panel that I don't see that excused other atrocities?
  
  I just think drone strikes with sword bombs are cool as fuck, and I'm tired of pretending that they're not
- yes, america is evil
- War is bad. I am fine giving war crap to Ukraine, it feels like it won't drag on for twenty years like our most recent excursions nor will we have american boots on the ground

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