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PugJesus @lemmy.world

5mo ago

Mad Max has arrived

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I don't see anybody else mentionig this so: this is acutally an E38 - so a 7 series not a 5 series
- Whatever, car nerd.

I'm into cars. They all have personalities and behaviours. I often see cars and think, "When it rolled out of the factory on its first day, did it ever imagine that one day it would be like this?"
"What am I going to be when I grow up?"
"You're going to ferry an old business man off his estate twice a month, then be sold to an Uber Black driver that won't look after you so you'll blow blue smoke and eventually be sold to a scrap yard for parts."
"Oh... 😔"
"And what about me? What will I be?"
"You're going to have three 122mm rocket launchers strapped to you and you'll help liberate a nation."
"...😲"
- Or that 1 truck:
  "You'll be bought by a texan plumber to use as a business vehicle, only to be later sold and somehow end up in the middle east helping isis with Mark's Plumbing still written on the side and a heavy machine gun mounted to the rear"
  
  Hey can't beat that advertising
- Or that apecar from a couple of days ago:
  "You'll be bought from a farmer trying to make a living, then you'll be sold and somhow end up carrying rocket tubes on your poor 50cc engine"

They managed to fit something into the trunk of a BMW coupe? I thought that was impossible.
- I have to disagree with you man. I've transported so many bodies in the back of a BMW coupe and i can't begin to stress how wrong you are. Any serial killers considering a mercedes just stop. A BMW coupe can fit 2 unalived persons with absolute ease.

Twisted Metal: Ukraine

Now the question is: is this a technical?
- A golf cart with an expended LAW tube, welded to the back, and used to launch as many motars as it can before one blows inside and kills it's operator, is a technical.
  Any motorized civilian vehicle augmented to kill shit in war is a technical. Except maybe VBIED's, that I'm not sure about.
  Which means that's the question you should be asking: was a technical used in Oklahoma City bombing?
  
  The only place the OK City bombing was considered a war was inside Timothy McVeigh's diseased mind, so I would contest that his rental van was not a technical, but mostly on a technicality.
- Technically, yes.

Typical BMW driver: Forget flashing their headlights to move people out of the way on the highway—now they’ve got a 122mm rocket launcher for that
- No need to blow through stop lights when you can just blow them up.

Least impractical tuned BMW

When noncredible and shittytechnical give birth
- that's rather credible as far as it goes. this thing is probably used for nuisance raids

Least reliable and highest maintenance costs of any light artillery.

The new Toyota hilux

Well I mean once you've blown your load you need to be able to GTFO as fast as possible.

Can't wait for that new modern warfare to drop. Get the Lambo dlc.

So far the comfiest option of shoot n scoot I have seen. And the fuel efficiency is also only slightly worse than the big MLRSes.

"WITNESS ME!"
- To Valhalla!!

This week, on: Ripple-fire My Ride

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