Switchblade-Wielding Subway Rider Locked In Standoff With Penis-Wielding Subway Rider
Switchblade-Wielding Subway Rider Locked In Standoff With Penis-Wielding Subway Rider
theonion.com Switchblade-Wielding Subway Rider Locked In Standoff With Penis-Wielding Subway Rider
CHICAGO—Sending commuters into a panic, a switchblade-wielding subway rider was reportedly locked in a tense standoff Thursday with a penis-wielding rider. “As soon as the two of these guys made eye contact, everybody knew there was no way they were getting out of there without a fight,” said witnes...
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you can't bring a penis to a knife fight, man
A penis can become a ranged weapon.
It sure can, with the switchblade's help.
Ultimate intimidation weapon.
The penis mightier than the sword
Actually audibly chuckled
But what if Thompson's Penis a Sword?
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