hmmm

The sign always applies to the floor it's standing on, right? So it says that the floatie it's on is wet. That's an important info right there!

Well,yeah

The part of the floatie that the sign is standing on has never been in the water, and hence is dry.

You laugh, but that hay-zoos guy was in there earlier and he flat-out ate it on that part of the floor

Technically correct

It be floatin