Reverse death by snu snu

I was double deflowered when btbam hit the scene

My girlfriend also listens to prog metal so we take each other's virginity every time we have sex

What kind of time frame (or album plays?) would be required for this??

I would say I was asking for a friend but i don't think anyone would believe me

And then listen to Being - "Story for a Muse" and feel your heart break too.