Scientists Successfully Teach Gorilla To Buy Beer For Underage Teens
Scientists Successfully Teach Gorilla To Buy Beer For Underage Teens
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NEW YORK—Touting the breakthrough as a major step forward in primate research, scientists at Columbia University announced Thursday they had successfully taught a 7-year-old western lowland gorilla to buy beer for underage teens. “Despite years of setbacks, we’ve finally trained a gorilla named ...