Police called to yoga class mistaken for mass killing.
A member of the public in Chapel St Leonards, Lincolnshire, called emergency services to report people lying on the floor
I was for sure this was "Police, called to yoga class, mistaken for mass killing". Punctuation REALLY does matter ya know...
I thought police had shot up a bunch of women doing yoga. The sad part is that it's something that wouldn't surprise me.
Maybe a better title would be something along the lines of "Yoga Class mistaken for dead, Police called"
"Police called to yoga class mistaken for mass killing.* - this really doesn't suggest that the police killed anyone, just that they were called to a Yoga class which someone thought was a mass killing scene. Your suggestion, in fact, sounds weird.
this really doesn’t suggest that the police killed anyone
They would have if given half a chance!
But that would be too honest and not clickbaity enough!
Maybe they were doing corpse pose a little too well..
I mean, downward dog is a killer...
Lincolnshire's finest.
