Returnal Mario

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Who wants to live forever?
- Not me, but it would be fun to live 3 times.
  
  Me:
  
  I'm all for eternity with an opt-out choice. But forever without parole? That is hell.
- "Christianity again? After cowboys? You went all the way back around? Oh, god, why can't I die? This is the worst thing that's ever happened to anyone!"
Been looking for this for a minute. Thanks.
Level clear - Tom Cardy
What happened to his kid? That is terrifying.
- Depends on if he went back in time or jumped to a different parallel universe.
  
  Seems like it would be going back in time since Mario isn't old in the last panels.
- Never was
  
  Always has never been.
~~Moira~~ Mario X
The original has text but this is better.
Must not have actually saved the princess. Not sure what the correct course of action is, though. Certainly beat Bowser, but then I guess let her just be a princess/eventual queen? So don't marry her? Maybe that's where he messed up.
- Start Again Start Again Start Again
  
  Thank you, I love this
This is why Mario eventually turned into a cyborg and tried to wipe out the Mushroom Kingdom.
Bah bum bah budahda budahda buhhhhh.
It’s-a Nietzsche’s eternal return
One for Peach, one for Bowser, and one for the shroom
Didn't the ending have the text, "What the fuck"?
No Egress

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