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“M-may I have some, too, please?”
Cause you ain't sharing
Well now I'm just imagining Mike Tysons Punch-Out. Except instead of replacing Mike Tyson with Mr Sandman, they replace him with the devil.
Groke - An old Scots word that refers to someone who stares at you while you eat, in the hope that you’ll share your meal with them.
https://www.scotsman.com/arts-and-culture/scottish-word-of-the-week-groke-1531300
The snoot droops
Gods, she's gorgeous
Well now I’m eating chicken
I was going to go with “Ergo: I’m eating chicken.”
But I like your phrasing better.
“But look what a dainty lady I am! Therefore, I am deserving of delicious chicken treats!”
weirdly, she kind of looks like a dog made of chicken
Our St. Bernard Rosie does this too. But she can't have it as she's allergic to chicken.
