Was nobody gonna tell me that Elton John actually slaps

I thought it was just a known fact

Like nobody has to tell you to drink water when you're thirsty

I think people have to come to elton john on their own terms, like Christ

local british gay man knows how to play the piano real good

A while back I was at a friend's place and they were like "put on a record!" So I flipped thru what they had and put on Honky Chateau. They proceeded to give me shit for putting on Elton John. BITCH! IT'S YOUR RECORD!

He's a music wizard, there has to be a twist. He's a music wizard, got such a supple wrist

it goes without saying. These piano men are just built different

the Rocketman film was pretty decent too btw

Saturday Night is a serious GOAT

wow. i didn't know that. you're telling me this for the first time

Elton John did a whole concert and tour of the USSR in 1979. He is one of the few Western artists to have done so.

One of the only white gays I still fuck with

Goodbye yellow brick road was always the one I’d point people at. Just about the only lame song is candle in the wind and you get past that on side 1 but it’s sandwitched by funeral for a friend and Benny and the jets.

Yeah, his music is pretty incredible

Elton John will slap you.

Please, if you're gonna listen to Elton John, give a try to "Funeral for a friend / love lies bleeding", an 11-minute masterpiece

Good musician, but he never apologized for "Crocodile Rock" and i gotta deduct all points for that.

Nobody tell them about David Bowie.