DIY bidet, DDT sprayer, or maybe a flamethrower
21 0 Replymaybe a flamethrower
For the swift shave...
14 0 ReplyNot often is this kind of pain on the toilet not about jalapenos
1 0 ReplyThose flame throwers they use on cow udders comes to mind
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Bidet? or Bidon't?
14 0 ReplyIt's a bid-HEYYYYY!!!
10 0 ReplyFor a while i was thinking why are they making a toilet into a propane powered smeltry
8 0 ReplyA pressure washer would be more effective.
6 0 ReplyYeah, I hate it when I'm done with my bidet and I still have my skin
5 0 Replymy dad worked at a paint shop in the 80's and a new guy tried to take a drink from the commercial pressure washer on his first (and last) day. He survived but needed a lot of facial surgery. You would assume anyone would immediately see that it's not a good idea but nope!
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Now just put some kool aid in there and you have the perfect tool to wash your mouth from the taste of puke after too many drinks.
4 0 ReplyYou made me puke in my mouth a little bit
5 0 ReplyCool!
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Wtf
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Adapt Overcome Improvise
3 0 ReplyThe design is very human.
4 1 ReplyUncle Jasper, why does it smell like acetylene in here?
2 0 ReplyUseful to get rid of those pesky lice.
1 0 ReplyMake sure you leave the insecticide in there to prevent bugs from crawling up your ass.
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