Dude is ruthless... I like him!

~~Come on. We're better than that.~~

Welcome to the rice fields motherfucker. Sick of MAGA.

Fuck MAGA right in its weird pussy™️
- I wouldn't recommend that. You'd probably catch something weird.
- Dude. You never... ever... fuck crazy.
I've always hated that the Dems will worry about decorum while Republicans are constantly ignoring it. Glad they're growing some balls and calling these assholes out
I miss papa franku

He’s telling it like it is

Except he didn’t call Vance a couch fucker.

He just said if he could get off the couch, he’d debate be happy to debate him.

Don’t strip walz of the glorious subtleties.

Well, the "you see what I did there" was not subtle but pretty great
- He was calling him lazy.
  We all saw it.
  That’s what I’m telling my parents and you will not ruin it.

He wouldn't have to if his opponents weren't a self confessed couch molester and an ex President who is a 34 times convicted felon?! Now only one of these is literally true, but which one?? ¯(ツ)/¯

EDIT: re-attached missing limb

EDIT: what's going on?! I have my forearm back but I've lost BOTH upper arms?!

EDIT: I have succesfully re-attached all limbs but now I'm trapped in this grey box?!

EDIT: I was actually nervous to make one more edit, but I'm pleased to announce that the procedure was a complete success! All limbs have been restored and the patient is recovering well!

Hey, did you know there's a special federal law that kicks in when you have 34 felonies? Yea just tell all your conservative ~~friends~~ acquaintances to Google "Trump Rule 34"
- You evil genius.
- It Could Happen Here did a rule 34 Trump episode.
  https://pca.st/episode/8f736c3a-a718-4a0f-b5d6-909d2910bbb2
Neither can be disproven.
- I thought the couch fucker thing was just a meme??
The couch thing is a myth, but it's still funny to propagate it anyway.
- I believe the couch.
Here, you dropped this \ To prevent anymore lost limbs throughout the fediverse, correctly escape the arms and shoulders by typing the shrug as
¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
Edit: Fixed missing arms as well. ¯(ツ)/¯
- Cheers! I wondered where that went??! I'll get it re-attached asap!
Just use Voyager. One and done.¯(ツ)/¯

I caught the “if he can get off the couch” joke, but did he actually use the words “couch fucker”?

No, and I kind of hate these recent memes for that reason. His joke was a lot more subtle and could as easily be about the fact that the original meme caught on because these guys are so weird, but it wasn't an outright accusation, and this meme has "couch fucker" in actual quotes, like he actually said that. It would be moronic of Walz to outright call Vance a couch fucker and now there is this meme floating around making it look like he did.
I hate to be a downer but this is toxic.
Edit: to the point where I would seriously question the true intent of the meme.
- I'm with you on this one. This sort of thing robs him of the wholesomeness of his persona with a genuine untruth. It's a big turnoff for some people.
- The Harris/Walz ticket deserves better memes. How come so many that I've seen look like they were pulled off of ICANHASCHEESBURGER network??
No, just that. I love the "see what I did there?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MScDBg23Zw8

I hope SNL get Steve Martin to play him.

I think I saw that Steve Martin said no.
How about Al Franken?
- That’s a great idea. I’ll see what I can do to make it happen.
  _Disclaimer: _I _can _do _nothing _to _make _it _happen.
Unfortunately he declined the role, they did offer it. I agree it would've been a good casting.
I was thinking John C Reiley since Martin won't do it

I like him because he speaks his mind and tells it like it is.

Love it. Walz is great.

You mean he called his couch fucking and felony convicted adversaries those horrible names?

My god we needed this.

Now we just need to see ads with this same energy

I'm already seeing a "border czar" one and it gets my piss to a boil because it's absolutely not true

Except with trumps and vances track record, there is facts; not lies and blatant conjecture.

The time for going high when they go low is over with

"You know why Trump and Vance are....weird? Well..." The shit writes itself