c/Piracy Sea Shanty

Oh, the pirates of the internet,
They sail the digital seas,
With their flags of skull and crossbones,
And their hard drives full of keys.

They plunder all the music,
And they pillage all the shows,
They download all the movies,
And they never pay a coin, you know.

But avast, ye scurvy sea dogs,
For the law is on your tail,
And if they catch you stealing,
You'll be left to rot in jail.

So hoist the Jolly Roger,
And let your colors fly,
But remember that your piracy
Needs a VPN, aye, aye!