Why not?

I found a website selling it hoping they would have some kind of explanation...
This is what I found: "In a world filled with words, sometimes the most powerful messages are conveyed without saying a word. That’s the essence of the Desig Tsh Irp Ste N Funny Graphic Shirt, a masterpiece of non-verbal communication that speaks volumes about the wearer’s sense of humor and unique style."
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- hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_ hehe…toodles!!!!!
  love and waffles,
  t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m
  
  We gettin’ old bruh. The internet is too. :(
  Uber awesome, epic thanks,
  tehangryseal of doooooom
- That's pretty obviously an LLM description based on the title of the product. I found a dozen other sites (probably dropshippers, looking at their collection) all with the same shirt and abnormally long product descriptions. Most of them also talked about it being a "Funny Graphic shirt" though it clearly says "Punny Grajic" in the product title.
  
  I understand why you might think the product descriptions are automatically generated, but there are a few reasons why that might not be the case. It’s possible that the descriptions were intentionally written by the sellers to emphasize the shirt’s unique features and appeal. The “Punny Grajic” title could simply be a creative branding choice or a typo rather than proof of automated content. Also, the consistency across different sites could be due to a shared supplier or manufacturer, not necessarily automated description generation. To determine the source of the content, we’d need to look at the originality and quality of the descriptions on each site.
- Translation: My 5 year old wrote me this and I was so proud that I put it on a shirt.

This kind of feels like the result of washing a poorly adhered print where the letters start to come off but then stick back down somewhat when dry. It’s almost coherent.

Resize and super-impose over the Declaration of Independence to find the encoded message containing coordinates where the Illuminati and Freemasons hid their portal to Atlantis.