handrule

No, I think he's still right.

Coming from a band member from The Strokes, that would make sense.

Shit. My boomer parents got it wrong all along. "Walk in and find the boss and give him a firm handjob". No wonder they just got jobs without trying back in the day.

He's right about the handjob. If someone crushes my hand, I expect them to be a macho conservative. I can work that out seeing about a dozen tweets.

A firm handjob is worth a thousand handshakes