Ban dihydrogen monoxide

FACT: if you submerge a human in dihydrogen monoxide, they will die within minutes.

They burned this stuff to power giant steam engines and we're supposed to believe it's totally healthy!?

They're putting it in the stuff you drink!

This stuff is so aggressive, they can cut metal with it. ☠️

People worry about microplastics getting everywhere, but what about dihydrogen monoxide? Nearly every autopsy shows that the victim had huge quantities of dihydrogen monoxide in their system.

Some people claim it's safe, but if it's so safe, why is it so critical that it not be allowed near electrical appliances and electronics?

And, nobody mentions how incredibly addictive it is. Virtually every person who starts taking dihydrogen monoxide is unable to quit and has to keep taking it for their entire lives. Anybody who goes cold turkey dies within days.

Dihydrogen monoxide isn't a good name for water, especially in this context. Hydroxic acid or hydrogen hydroxide make much more sense.
Water only splits into O2 and H2 under electrolysis, not due to acid/base chemistry. You have to be actively adding electrons. In solution, it dissociates into ion states as protons H+ and hydroxide OH-.

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100% of people who have consumed dihydrogen monoxide have died...

Many drowning victims were found to have copious amount of dihydrogen monoxide in their lungs

I like how on Lemmy people just write entire essays in the comment sections of memes.

You definitely don't want this stuff to escape into the atmosphere.

Every single person on Earth has died/will die after ingesting it.

It is also a base! It’s fucked up that much!

And for years it's literally falling from the sky. Why government allow it ? I've made my research and it's seems chemtrails are actually made of dihydrogen monoxide!

Kids are ingesting it between classes!

_THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!!!! _

Recently 5 Billionaires died due to overexposure. It is really dangerous

For comparison - acid rain has a pH level of 4.

I totally just wrote out the wording in a text and sent it to someone and they freaked out.

What that in? It's really acidic?

Bahahaha

Edit: I spelled it out for them and they still called me and asked what it was.

People: You should drink at least 2 lt of dihydrogen monoxid daily. Me: Are you stupid? Fish fuck in it!

Wait until you hear about sodium chloride, which is being put into our food, and is made out of a highly explosive material and a poisonous gas.

Some people say if you heat it up above 100° c it evaporates and it can burn your children!

Two radio hosts got fired years ago after rasing awareness about dihydrogen monoxide.

Oh hey, I didn’t know it was geriatric meme day.

Last weekend I was at a formula 1 race. And we got soaked in dihydrogen monoxide there....

smh i only drink acids that have a pH of 0!

chugs 1 M solution of hydrochloric acid

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I think it is a strong base with pOH of 7.

Everyone who has ever consumed dihydrogenmonoxide will die!

They killed many women (witches) with that stuff in the old days.

I love all the comments 🫀

It's also a base although a weak one

We'll get to banning it right after we bomb Agrabah!

Guarantee this thread will be taken seriously by some people

Penn and teller anyone?

yeah but have you felt overwhelming pain and suffering when you throw up and its acidic and burns everything leaving you with physical and mental trauma due to the unbelievably painful moment your body produced? yeah that's worse

Thats dangerous! I will take it to my government (orban and comrades), to create a new hate/fear campaign! 🤣

I can believe that the first post I made is 1.4k updoots

This joke was barely passable when we were 12yr olds telling it on the school. How the fuck a bunch of adults just upvoted this meme I cannot begin to fathom...

This is the kind of boomer shit that makes me want to go back to reddit