2y ago

Which actors are serial killers?

If you learned that an actor was a serial killer, who would surprise you the least? (Anthony Hopkins, Christopher Walken, Tom Cruise, and Jack Nicholson don't count--everyone knows they're stacking bodies somewhere)

I'm gonna say Chris Pratt. I don't buy that harmless goofy schtick AT ALL

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I bet Gwyneth Paltrow secretly uses the bones of her victims to create more rocks to put up your vagina.
- I feel like she would engage in "holistic cannibalism" or something
  
  Or she'd sideline as a holistic assassin or something.
- New candle scent coming..
  "This smells like my latest victim"

Nic Cage for sure. There's a reason that when it was announced he's being added to Dead By Daylight people couldn't predict whether he was a killer or Survivor.

Jared Leto.

Javier Bardem. He wasn't acting in No Country For Old Men.
- Or when Kiefer Sutherland beat the criminal’s face into a pulp. The scene wasn’t even in the script. The director just said „keep it rolling“.

I would pay money to hear Kristen Schaal deny the bodies in her basement. It would not be convincing.

Jake Gyllenhaal.
If someone were to say that he did anything crazy such as kidnapping circus clowns and tickling their feet while wearing a Bill Clinton mask and yelling "I did not have sexual relations with that woman", I would believe it.
- Every time I see Jake G in something I feel like I'm seeing like 30% of his barely-contained power. Like it doesn't matter what the role is, I feel like I'm watching a dude who is seconds away from a full-blown, atrocity-plagued identity crisis.
  
  Have you seen Nightcrawler? I think his best film he goes FULL ON in that one and shows how creepy he can really be. Amazing movie.

Kevin Spacey. We all thought he was a great actor playing all those psychopaths, but turns out he was just playing himself.

Not an actor but.. Garth Brooks. Those cold dead eyes, They're hiding the bodies.
- I got friends in crawl spaces...
- No way, but Chris Gaines...
- Oh, I got friends in low places, where the cops won't see what I did to their faces, all hid away, and I'll be okay.

Just wanted to add in the tidbit that Martha Stewart once dated Anthony Hopkins, but broke up with him after "Silence of the Lambs" because Hannibal Lecter creeped her out so much.

Shia LeBeouf
- Running for your life (from Shia LaBeouf)
  He's brandishing a knife (It's Shia LaBeouf)
  Lurking in the shadows
  Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf
  
  Actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf?

Stanley Tucci has been murdering young women for decades as he travels the world. His impeccably put together fashion sense is a clue to his obsessive nature.