Denny's is just Waffle House for people who don't know how to fight

Sir, I think you've been ordering your hash browns wrong

One time some guys and I were looking for a place to eat but it was already late. Someone suggested a Waffle House that was coming up. One of the other guys said, "it looks kinda sketchy".

Of course it does. It's a Waffle House. You should be more worried if it looks clean and well kept.