What is the best thing that could happen to you this week?

It already happened on Monday. Found out the surgery was a success, and I'm now cancer free \o/

I'll start. The best thing that can happen to me this week is to successfully make plans that I am happy about for the weekend :)

For my cat's test results to come back negative.

My wife is interviewing for a job today. It would be a big deal if she got it, especially since she's been out of work for six months.

Considering they're en route to the hospital now, welcoming my very first nephew to the world would be a pretty awesome highlight

My baby will be born! Hopefully tomorrow, but if not, then Saturday!

I can tell you something good that is happening this week. I got a job offer so I can quit the retail job I've been doing for 11 years.

A job offer. I work in software and it's tough out there this summer.

All my digestive problems could disappear. That'd be rad.

No more heartburn. No more constipation.

A reliable sleep schedule.

I've been having trouble with it for a LONG time. But last week I found that 2mg melatonin before bed makes me both fall asleep easier AND wake up in a better mood/less sleep inertia. I'm hoping it lasts.

a decent job offer, have been job hunting for 2 months, but i'm neither senior nor junior. for some stuff i'm expert, others i have never done, the recruiters do not like this.

Win the lottery. A lot would be solved if I got a little bit more cash.

A layoff/but out package that would carry me to my retirement date.

One of y'all can have this job. I've been doing it for enough decades now.

Already gonna happen - it's Father's Day here in Australia, and my little girl will be spoiling me with all the little gifts she got from the school Father's Day stall last week. And we're going to start the Clone Wars series together.

I won't be forced to work 6 days again and actually a good 3 days off so I can recharge for once.

I have a flight to catch tomorrow and am currently running a fever of 103°F.

The best thing that could happen to me would be that I miraculously get better so I don't miss my flight.

Not gonna happen though. I'll just have to book another ticket for next week. That's the equivalent of ~100 USD (~300 USD on PPP basis) I'll never see again.

If my eife agreed to go to couples therapy, that's the best realistic thing. Well, I don't know how realistic it is.

My daughter hit a deer last evening in her car and our insurance adjuster is due to be here within the hour to look at the damage and decide what to do.

My hope is that they’ll repair it and get it done quickly… she’s due to start her new job in less than a week and needs her car to get there… 🤞🏻

I successfully negotiate a wage appropriate to the work I'm doing as a co-op turned regular employee. Currently making a little over minimum, the national average for the work is 50/hr. Would be a massive boost to my life goals.

Finding a new apartment. My landlord just gave notice because they need the apartment for a family member and I need to find and move to a new place within three months.

Sucks big time cuz my current apartment is a pretty new building, quality flooring, bath, kitchen, tons of windows and very bright overall and I am paying way too little compared to similar apartments.

Get a decent raise so that I can do more than just make ends meet and can stop delivering for DoorDash.

Wake up rested

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Saturday, visiting Tijuana Mexico for first time. Driving down from San Diego.

Hoping for a nice safe visit.

I receive an invite for a job interview. I'm so tired of trying to make my resume better and writing cover letters.

The part I ordered to fix the dishwasher could come in, so we can finally start using it again after 2 weeks.

I'm doing alright, all things considered.

you won't wake up as a Yedi

What is that? Like a Yeti Jedi?

I got an invitation from the towns' mayor for my wife and me to attend a gala dinner. And yes, it is real.

Opening my email and have the work invitation I've been waiting on for nearly two months.

(before someone asks: I wasn't tricked or fooled. I did the interview, got the direct responsible for the hiring calling me and asking if I was interested, the whole deal. But I'm waiting for a formal invitation from a national agency, for which I'll be working as a private contractor; this implies a lot of beaurocracy and too many big wigs getting bothered to have a meeting to approve having things done.)

That the air will clear so I can spend the holiday weekend outside my house.

that my crush asks me out finally when I see them again on Saturday; or at least get closer to going out somewhere even just as friends.

Possibly getting a job offer. I made it all they way to the final round, instructions mentioned a wait of at least three working days for the results.

I buy a lottery ticket once a month just for the fun of some cheap fantasies/dreams. A few years ago I won $2000. I wouldn't mind a repeat.

I could find £1,500 dropped in my lap to cover my ADHD treatment expenses. Literally all of them.

Or I can just continue to suffer until I'm eventually homeless, I guess, seeing as that's an amount of money I'll never see, because life is unfortunately cruel and hopeless.

My SSDI application could be approved.

Nothing planned, might drop some LSD or shrooms

die in my sleep

My mom's ex husband who just ran away from our business and their marriage drop dead

just about got into the college I wanted

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A decent time in Saturday's race. Not a medal of anything, just nothing too embarrassing.

get 8k€ to go on a technology shopping spree

If I found or was given about 10k, my life would take a pretty nice turn towards being able to stop relying on my parents when a crisis happens.

My wife's car has a blown headgasket, and we were quoted by 2 mechanics that it'd be about 5k to fix since the engine overheated for a long period of time (sensors didn't tell us it was overheating) and needs to be replaced. This is dumb since I still owe about 5k on the car it's self so I'd probably just pay the car off to get out from under it and use the other 5k to find a better more reliable vehicle. Man, that shit would be nice.

@u202307011927 @asklemmy Well it not only could happen but is happening. I'm babysitting my nieces this weekend. (I'm their favorite aunt :sip_cat: )

Tomorrow morning's feast for the S2 Wheel of Time drop going well.

Blowjob from an angel I’d say

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I get bitches