Sen. Mitch McConnell appears to freeze again at a Kentucky event

If that behavior is typical, he belongs in a home, certainly not Congress.

I mean, why not have a dying sociopath representing us?..

Dude is having a series of small strokes right in front of the entire world. If this is happening multiple times in front of cameras, imagine how often it's happening off camera.

The children’s blood he drinks is probably deficient in iron and magnesium.

I'm 62 years old, which probably makes me the Uncle Fester of the fediverse. Even so, this piece of shit does not represent me.

I work for a living -- this motherfucker has never worked in his life.

Moreover, this teint of the universe has the mental acuity of a rotten turnip.

What a fucking joke.

That's just the real Mitch McConnell trying to escape. He's been locked in there since '45. I think Stephen King wrote a book about it.

Will somebody please reboot Mitch again?

All that Russian malware in him is really fucking things up.

The older they get, the more senile they become

My brother once wanted to tell me something about McConnel, but didn't knew his name so he said "The guy that looks like The Pale Man from Pan's Labirynth", and I knew who he meant.

Give it some lettuce.

But seriously that man should be at home spending time with his family for the rest of his life. He’s done as much damage to the US as any other politician in the past 30 years but one still feels some compassion for and old man losing the plot.

Who had two simultaneous weekend at Bernie's situations in the US senate on their Bingo card?

People will suffer and die because of his decisions. Lovely.

Seeing him freeze up was like watching the equivalent of a human blue screening. Have you tried turning your politician off and on again?

"A reboot is required to complete installation of at least one update.". Always happens at the worst time.

Even with his mental health declining, he's probably still against mental health care for US citizens.

The only reason he didn't fall down is that it would require him to let a motion reach the floor.

poopt his pants

Question, if the good people of Kentucky finally get rid of this horrible man, what's the prospect for the future?

Are they so deep red there's no chance of electing someone more sensible, or is that state ripe for some competition?

Sometimes the ghosts catch up to him.

Lmfao

I think he's having focal seizures.

"Glitch McConnell"

(Stolen proudly from another thread. Will credit f I can find it again!)

Anyone else remember the shit about Hillary that McConnells right would not shut the fuck up about? Anyone?

Lemme guess: he ran out of unicorn blood again...

He looks a lot like Adrian Ripburger from Full Throttle with that massive upper lip gap.

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