Guess he gets twitter/X idk

This constitutes a legal binding contract. No I will not be taking corrections.

Isn't that how the dumb ass kinda ended up over paying for twitter?
- No he did sign an extremely one sided contract towards Twitter then tried to bs his way out of it after waving away the ability too
You say that jokingly, but it absolutely does. There are likely other claim holders who have a stronger claim that would superceded this one, but in and of itself this absolutely is a legal binding contact. This is exactly the kind of nonsense he spouts that put him in a position where he legally had to buy twitter even though he didn't actually want to
- but it absolutely does
  
  I get why you would say that, because verbal contracts are definitely a real thing that can be binding, and this basically takes the form of a verbal contract, with the added advantage of being written down so it's easy to prove what was said.
  
  But I don't think any court would ever find that this constituted a binding contract. No reasonable person would believe that this was intended to be taken seriously, and an offer made in jest does not constitute a binding contract. See Leonard v Pepsico.
  
  edit: With Twitter, as far as we know, he had actually signed a more standard contract in which he waived his right to due diligence. It was rash and stupid, but not really comparable to this at all.
Which is fine since there is no such thing as Twitter anymore.
"mysterious" is subjective though

Next MrBeast video.

“First person who follows me and gets rid of Elon gets $1,000,000.”

"Like, share, subscribe, and kill kill kill."
Fr

Depression is a side effect of Ketamine abuse.

Isn't ketamine used to treat depression?
- The dose makes the poison.
- Small doses are, under controlled by a doctor circumstances and monitoring. Also they use a nose spray to spray you and you need to return a while later with the visits getting sparser each time.
  
  Abuse is hitting horse tranqs for the high.
- Yeah, and opiates are pain killers, doesn't change the ability to become dependent/begin abusing them
- Setraline is used for depression. Side effects may include depression.
  
  Human bodies are weird.
- And water is used to hydrate you.
  
  But too much will still kill you.

If Mr. Beast gets ownership of Twitter I'll sign up just for the free money.

Me 2

Drama Queelon

I for once would like to see the rise of Bitter

Many people would be happy to go back to bitching on bitter if Elon would just disappear.
didn't gta5 have a "Bleeter" ?

This is Trump’s “if I lose the election was stolen” bullshit from 2016 that we’ve never been rid of. Once again narcissistic right wingers are just copying his playbook

I don't want Mr Beast to have twitter, because he just might run it competently. I want the bird to die.

Can we get him to say something about the 737 max?

What constitutes “mysterious” when it comes to a billionaire? Common people usually don’t have particularly creative or unusual modes of death. We going to find him strapped to the outside of a Falcon 9 booster like some James Bond-esque supervillain’s assasination attempt of Musk, the Main Character?

If Elon musk got cancer and spent 5 years fighting it before succumbing to it people would claim that it's mysterious circumstances.
- The mistry is why it didn't happen sooner

Why, is he dead?

IKR they got our hopes up

Is this real lmao

Mr.. Beast Nazi confirmed?

Jokes like this are why people say the word "Nazi" has lost its meaning.
- Or maybe it's the case because every politic calls their opponent a nazi as soon as the opportunity to do so comes out? Nah, what am i saying?