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  • so he can't be pushed right

    Don't jinx it

    • In honor of my good friend Strom Thurmond, I'm bringing back segregation. Because of, you know. The thing!

      • The American people knows how committed my administration has been in the promotion of equal rights for millions of Black Americans. That's why I am now proud to announce the latest step in the fight against racial inequality, that I call the "Partitioned Yet Proportionate" doctrine.

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