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  • I really think we need to investigate Ikea. Do you hear what they do with acorns? Or at least what acorns can become?

    You ever try emptying your clip at an entire Ikea?

    • You ever try emptying your clip at an entire Ikea?

      No... but you probably just aroused a few dozen ammosexuals.

    • You ever try emptying your clip at an entire Ikea?

      Yeah, from 15 yards away, but I missed, so I went to the hospital and insisted that I was shot.

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