12h ago

How many of you would watch this?

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there is nothing that cannot be improved by the addition of muppets
- Porn
  Edit: people think porn could be improved by adding Muppets?
  
  Oh how quickly history forgets the horrors of the past...
  
  Unfamiliar with Peter Jackson's pre LOTR work?
  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meet_the_Feebles
  
  Exhibit A: The sex scene in Team America
  
  Those are marionettes not Muppets
  
  There's a stage play called Avenue Q
  https://www.amestrib.com/story/entertainment/local/2023/11/06/with-swearing-and-puppet-fornication-avenue-q-comes-to-actors-stage-in-ames/71316506007/
  
  I saw it on Broadway during its early run. That's not porn.
  
  It does have Muppet sex though.
  
  No, it has puppet sex. Muppets are very specifically the IP of Henson studios and that style of puppet I associate with childhood way to much for Muppets in porn to be remotely acceptable. It would be like putting Teletubbies into porn
  
  I fear you are vastly underestimating the horror of the collective hive mind of the internet and what people are capable of... Nothing is sacred. Rule 34 exists for a reason, its a warning to not dig too deep. (DO NOT GOOGLE THAT, It states that if something exists there is porn of it, and there are sites with its namesake that endevor to catalog it...)
  
  I know that it has been made the question was what would not be improved by adding Muppets? My answer is that porn is better without Muppets than with
  
  You think it wouldn't? I'm not saying it's be more arousing, but it damn sure would improve it.
  
  Muppets are a Jim Henson studio IP built around childish imagery. I want nothing childish associated with my porn other than childish bad jokes and the XXX Alice in Wonderland musical which isn't a bad musical movie though the porn parts are quite bad.
  
  Edit: I totally fucked up this comment. Please disregard. I'm tired. It's been a long day. I just need sleep. Good night everyone, and I wish you all the best for tomorrow ❤️
- what about videos of ISIS beheading prisoners… would that be better if kermit was holding the knife?
  i could go on but i won’t.
  
  It wouldn't be GOOD, but it'd take a bit of the edge off.
  
  "If you ask me, that headless fella's actually the lucky one."
  "Why do you say that?"
  "He doesn't have to watch the rest of this show!"
  OHOHOHHOHHHOHOHOHOO!
  
  I'm sold on this.
  
  Just a little.... Off the top!
  
  There's a small part of me that wants to use AI to create this video...
  But the mature part of me knows that once I got to the actual video of a beheading i'd stop.
  ... maybe if I replaced the victim with a muppet too though...
  
  You just described the vibe of Peter Jackson's "Meet the Feebles"...
  
  that did cross my mind when i wrote it
  
  you seem fun at parties

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