Trump names Fox News host Jeanine Pirro as D.C.'s top federal prosecutor

Judge Judy would probably be a reasonable justice compared to most others currently there.

She's appointed herself Judge Judy and executioner

You're onto something here. I'm starting to get more and more convinced that the only way to get the majority of Americans voting for reasonable people is if those people are ex reality TV stars and talk show hosts and shit. They need to assemble a team of Oprah Winfrey, Ricki Lake, Judge Judy, Guy Fieri, that asshole from the cooking shows, maybe Simon Cowell is free.

Then these people will forget all about concepts like 'meritocracy' and buy endless funny hats, foam fingers and Oprah™ brand bibles and be starstruck all the way to the voting booths.