My GF made me breakfast today
My GF made me breakfast today
I think she's a keeper
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You’re as bad as the chauffeur, who – directly after my wedding ceremony – said “You still have 24 hours to change your mind”. 🙄
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Classy
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It’s my fault. I should’ve picked a different chauffeur when the first time I called them and said I was getting married, and his response was “oh, a standing funeral.” 🤦♂️
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Oof yeah, definitely not a good start, is there a way to sound even more divorced than that?
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Lemme try:
"She caught me peeing in the sink. Again."
How'd i do?
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Good start, but it's missing the open misogyny of a divorced boomer.
Something like "That bitch caught me peeing in the sink again."
Bonus points if you can make yourself sound divorced and incel at the same time.
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Ok, how about:
"She bitched about me pissing in MY sink. Again. Real sigma shit."
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88 comments