Got the job and will become a mailman in a few weeks

No word yet if I will be required to instead be a femailman, because of woke

Anyways I'm super glad to not be at the mercy of my micromanaging Chipotle boss and my unemployment checks and will actually be doing something useful like delivering medicine and packages in addition to a bunch of advertising garbage instead of putting together bowls of plain white rice with 4 sides of sour cream for 2 and a half hours a week