Listening to my employer's son and his complaints
About an $1,800 kitchen faucet that doesnt interface with Alexa properly.
Im liable to take the faucet and beat him with it til his legs dont work any more. The disconnect here may as well be the Grand Canyon and im Evel Knievel.
A fucking "smart" faucet. Come the fuck on this is beyond parody.
Kohler x Studio McGee.
I lnow what Kohler is, no idea whom or what 'Studio McGee' is. Some bougie BS from the ten seconds i spent looking into it.
Were i a smarter man id figure out a way to exploit it.
Does my faucet come with firmware security fixes? If so how long? Do i toss it before the hardware (valves/cartridge/etc) craps out or the software craps out and some asshole somewhere starts making my water turn off and on remotely?
no idea whom or what 'Studio McGee' is.
Isn't that the folks what makes them "Alice" games?
Modern poltergeist movie but instead of a ghost it's some kid in India hacking some dumbasses smart home just for kicks.
The lights start to flicker, curtains begin opening and closing, the dryer turns on, suddenly a Bollywood track starts to play on the house speakers.
Lmao the bollywood part I am crying
Smart home alone: Home alone but it’s Kevin hacking into Marv and Harry’s house to fuck with them