I didn't find out about Carter dying from a stupid enough meme

I saw some news item or something on here, just normal stuff.

You Americans have a couple of hours to come up with some cooked take when Something Happens over there before I wake up.

I want to open my phone and see some meme 3 layers of irony deep that makes me go to a normal news website then makes me say, 'this is how I find out?'.

Do better next time, hexbear.