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Reading this on my Apple Watch, while riding my Hoverboard, watching Bio-Dome in the background, and eating a wet-ass Arby's sandwich I smashed into a quesadilla in my Quesadilla Maker... I can't wait until it rockets through my intestines so I can use my Dude Wipes! đ
Eating wet asses and smashing Dillas and cleaning up with wipes after? Thatâs quite the sex party you got going on there.
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