Alex Jones agrees to liquidates assets
Alex Jones agrees to liquidate his assets to pay Sandy Hook families, in move that would end his ownership of Infowars | CNN Business
Couldn't have happened to a better guy.
Can we also liquidate Alex Jones while we're at it?
Preferably literally. Turn him into fertilizer and feed him to soybean plants.
We should turn him into some sort of chemical that can be expelled by airplanes, leaving a trail of alex jones particles hanging in the air
this dude is definitely made mostly of prions
Oh that's exactly what I meant by my phrasing
There's lots of woodchippers out there
Or we could just get a really big blender
I'll do it by hand. For free!
Feet first.
Nah I don't want brain force in my beans
Soylent Green is people!
Soybean Green is Alex Jones!
