Also his wiener doesn't work correctly (...nor do any of his lower extremities), and this makes him very cranky. Bless his heart. Let him pretend to govern, what's the worst that could happen...
I assume you are being sarcastic, but in case anyone thinks Abbott is a harmless delusional, this whole latest secession thing sprouted up because Abbott is ordering state employees to prevent federal employees from rescuing drowning people and those people are dying because of the interference. Not to mention the Texans that die every time their power grid fails and the Texan women who are being forced under threat of legal penalty to carry life threatening pregnancies to term