I went to a private elementary school. We had a lady from Planned Parenthood come in to teach us sex ed to a remarkably sophisticated way for an elementary schooler. I don't remember a lot, but I do remember her demonstrating how to put a condom on using a clear plastic phallus.
Their goal was never to add to the conversation, but to share their memory with the other commenters. Calling someone dramatic also seems a bit foul and they clearly just didn't want to deal with you.