Who Said It: Mike Johnson or Ned Flanders?
Who Said It: Mike Johnson or Ned Flanders?
newrepublic.com Who Said It: Mike Johnson or Ned Flanders?
They’re both boring. They’re both pious. They both have glasses. Can you tell them apart?
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Can you tell them apart?
Yes I can. Without reading the article. Ned Flanders is a good, kind, generous person despite his weird religious beliefs. Mike Johnson is none of those things.
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"My wife spent the last few weeks on her knees in prayer to the lord, and, uh, she's a little worn out."
-Actually Mike Johnson, somehow.
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Okay, I cannot help but think that 'the lord' is their name for his dick.
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It's like Joel Dongsteen
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odds on it wasn't praying that wore her out?
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99% chance it was praying. Fundies are weird about sex for pleasure and anything that isn't missionary.
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Outwardly. Behind closed doors they are some of the most fucked up people that exist.
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The only one I got wrong.
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