do as i say...
do as i say...
108 comments
-
Many years ago I had to try to debug a memory manager written by a really talented software engineer, with an interesting take on naming things…
- He referred to blocks of memory as “cookies”.
- He had a temporary variable named “handy” because it was handy to have around.
- He had a second temporary variable that referenced the first one that he called “son_of_handy”.
- If corruption was detected in a block of memory then it would set the flag “shit_cookie_corrupt”.
- If too many cookies were corrupt then the system would halt by calling the function “oh_shit_oh_shit_oh_shit”.
-
I like him already
-
To be honest I'd like to see his resume, kinda wanna hire him
-
That was close to 30 years ago - a DOS memory manager written prior to Windows 3.0. He’s likely retired now…
-
-
-
proposal to rename exit() to oh_shit_oh_shit_oh_shit()
-
screw_you_guys_im_going_home()
-
fuck_this_shit_im_outta_here()
-
In the 90s there was a Redhat distro called Cartman.
-
Red Hat 6.1, that was my first Linux distro.
-
-
screw_you_im_gonna_go_play_minecraft()
-
-
-
I will keep this legacy alive within my code
-
Okay yeah but I know what all those variables do
-
Ugh.
108 comments