Maybe I'm an incel. Maybe that's why I keep writing stupidly cishet idealist relationships in my fanfics, because I'm trying to gratify some unrealistic urge that's only going to make people hate me. In fact, don't incels often brand themselves as 'normies' and 'nice guys?'
Of course, I'm just being ironic here. Every woman I know in real life thinks I'm a complete weirdo, and that's why I so desperately want to be a normal and sane person.