College English majors can't read
College English majors can't read
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College English majors can't read
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It was really muddy
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So muddy it makes you think of dinosaurs.
I'm a good writer.
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Specifically, being muddy makes you think of dinosaurs because scientists of your time hadn't figured out plate tectonics yet so your idea of the history of the earth was a weird mix of early paleontology and bible stories.
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It was also super foggy. Like in that movie The Fog.
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There was fog in so many places. You don't even know.
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