The ocean is too scary. I vote that we get rid of it. Who's with me?
The ocean is too scary. I vote that we get rid of it. Who's with me?
Biology gets weird down there. I don't want that freaky shit near me
The ocean is too scary. I vote that we get rid of it. Who's with me?
Biology gets weird down there. I don't want that freaky shit near me
me and my gang of endemic detrivores love our hadopelagic zone lifestyle.
every day is Christmas, playing in the nutrient rich marine snow.
You know what that stuff is made from, right?
only the yummiest scraps of poopies and dead bodies.
don't make me come up there and show you how glorious I have become, feasting in the eternal cold and dark.
Nope nope nope you stay in that ocean, you festering polyp