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vegeta1 [he/him] @hexbear.net

1w ago

Trump says he took a cognitive test during his physical and ‘got every answer right’

Trump says he took a cognitive test during his physical and ‘got every answer right’

"Whatever it is, I got every one — I got it all right.”

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Didn't know they checked your soul in modern physical exams. Modern medicine has developed so much
- Going to my doctor for my annual metaphysical
  
  Hello, can you give me one of those spirit tune-ups
  
  Mechanic charged me $1200 because they had to take apart my whole dashboard to replace my pineal gland
  
  I laughed to this harder than I should have.

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