It's good for what ails you
It's good for what ails you
Fixes your CNS and cures cancer, if only the sheeple knew... Baaaa
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- It can regrow missing limbs
- It prevents bad breath
- It promotes the secretion of good vibe pheromones
- It kills bed bugs
- It prevents wrinkled clothing
- It reduces the number of tries needed to insert a USB stick
- It makes feet smell like fresh bread
- It improves night vision in areas with high humidity
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Honestly, I just use ivermectin for everything. Shampoo? Ivermectin. Tooth paste? Ivermectin. Hungry or thirsty? Ivermectin. Low tire pressure? Ivermectin.
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Tooth paste
- Ivermectin protects the teeth from decay, even if your diet only consists of pure HFCS.
- Say goodbye to bad breath too.
- Your teeth will be white forever.
- It even protects you from diabetes, no need to end subsidizing the corn industry.
Low tire pressure
- By consuming Ivermectin, your tires will never go flat.
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Nonono, you don't understand.
You put ivermectin inside your tires to prevent them from going flat.
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Nonono, you don't understand.
Ivermectin is such a wonderful medicine, it heals and protects the car you drive. In fact it'll heal and protect people around you (they still need to take the horse dewormer though for maximum effect).
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Afaik if you have ivermectin in the car, the car is actually immune from any sort of damage. I think it gets it the air and deworms the steel.
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It has electrolytes
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And yet it still can’t treat erectile dysfunction. Sad because all these conspiracy theorists need it.
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