4mo ago

Horendous Cringequality

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Elon is a 14 year old trapped in a man's body isn't he? He wished to be big.
- You ever see the trench coat pic of him? It's like a fedora short of being a full on "that guy" stereotype.
  
  It’s giving the same vibes as this:
  
  This picture at least has better lighting and framing. Which is impressive, given that it seems to be a poorly propped up selfie with flash on.
  
  The composition, the pose - this is a masterpiece!
  
  Don't forget better fashion sense and hair.
  
  Look, when I was a kid I had some cringe taste. I'm sure many of us did. He looks a bit old for the teenage cringe era here, though.
  
  And a mall ninja sword
- Most rich people are, especially if they grew up wealthy. They never had to face any consequences or handle real responsibility, and it shows.
  
  They also didn't have to develop the leadership skills that would make people want to follow them without the promise of rewards or punishment - In the words of kids nowadays, they have a permanent aura debuff.
- He's JP from Grandma's Boy
  
  I hear that he's thinking about getting metal legs.
- He does have an account just specifically for age play too
  
  Don't tell me that. Why would you tell me that?
  
  You know how people blame art school failure for Hitler? Musk's art school was the babyfur community
  
  I rarely think there's such a thing as too weird, but if you're too weird for them then maybe you need to tone the weird down
  
  Seemed relevant and I love to tell people fun facts. This one really isn't all that fun though
- Hey, 14 year olds can be perfectly respectful and mature. Certainly more nature than Musk

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