Man Dies After Secret 4-Year Battle With Gorilla
Man Dies After Secret 4-Year Battle With Gorilla
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Man Dies After Secret 4-Year Battle With Gorilla
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Also, anyone notice that this took place in Roanoke, VA? Where they're especially known for gorilla attacks?
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General Electric used to have a big factory in Roanoke, so I'm guessing the gorillas are a result of industrial pollution from some sort of superfund site that has yet to be cleaned up.
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G.E. Corporation = Gorilla Experimentation Corporation.
Wake up sheeple!
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So being woke is good? Make up your mind!
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Gorilla infestations again!
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