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There is an athropod that will replace a fish's tongue.
There's also a woman that will replace my will to live. I call her my ex-wife.
I know this is boomer humor but this got an audible laugh out of me.
I feel like it would be even more boomer if it was about their wife and not their ex-wife.
You should read the John Dies at the End series
Or the Laundry Files series.
spoiler
There's an eldritch cult that uses mutant cymothoans for mind control. Some of them replace other body parts instead of the tongue.
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