Anon misfires
Anon misfires
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Do it every day at the exact same time for 1 month.
Call it performance art.
People will be in awe at your revolutionary creative ambition
Art studios might actually finance your project
Embarrassment averted
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I'd be more embarrassed to end up being a performance artist than the bare bottomed bridge farter tbh.
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At least in the 90s you could have got on Eurotrash with your act.
Probably in the segment just after a Belgian naturist with tits like windsocks.
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And right before the guy who makes authentic models of Austrian villages with his own faeces.
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the bare bottomed bridge farter
Now we have an alias
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I've got to make it alliterative - The bare bottomed bridge beefer.
I have no idea why I just posted that, but it made me giggle.
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It made me giggle too teehee
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Ideally that would just be their aka but unfortunately that's not the whimsy we live in.
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Soon a queue will form and you can charge 5 quid at the door
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I'm sure there's a curator at the Tate Modern that would entertain this argument.
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At one point they are an arrangement of stacked plastic boxes. So it's clear they'll take anything
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I think we should commission a statue
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